Смысла это читать нет!Which Random Image are you?
sex life?
your sex personality colour is... yellow - bright, happy, like the sun
you'll probaby fuck.... two orange midgets that look strangely like oompa loompas
your favourite sex toy is... a broom stick
you will get __# std's... none, you're clean
What Kind of Geek are You?
Your IQ is very high
You are a gamer geek
Your strength is you can understand and use slang
Your weakness is chocolate
You think normal people are stupid
Normal people think that you are weird
Insanity Test
Your problem is Obsessive Compulsive behaviour
Will you ever be cured? (8) - Very doubtful. - (8)
Just how crazy are you? - 43%
Моя плакаль:
Insanity Test
Username ~Sai~
Age 21
Your problem is Sexual Addiction
Will you ever be cured? (8) - As I see it, yes. - (8)
Just how crazy are you? - 86%
XD
Your Years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Dated Draco Malfoy
You are well known for Excelling in Quidditch
Percentage of student body you shagged - 42%
How do the staff and students feel about you They HATE you
LJ friend stats
LJ friend who likes you the most num_analysis
LJ friend who wants to meet you phoenixdown7fic
LJ friend who has a crush on you inritsu
LJ friend who looks up to you helvi
LJ friend who you should get to know better phoenixdown7fic
Percentage of LJ friends who actually read your entries - 74%
*blush*
let's see:
you are An undiscovered genius
you wish you were Clever
you hope It's not too late
people think you are Fucking weird
intelligent people though, think you are Just lazy
but, really, you're just A good hearted thing
Are you a slut?
Number of partners you've had 20
Favorite Position Head to toe
In your pocket is 3 different peoples phonenumbers
Which LJ friends will you sleep with?
Sex in the backseat of a car num_analysis
Sex at a democratic convention aya_no_kurai
Sex on a nude beach num_analysis
Hottest sex of your life xxxzloyxxx
Sex rating - 42%
Number of times you will orgasm 61
How Kinky Are You?
Your Amount of Kink in Percentage Form: - 65%
Are you more of a master or slave? I'm not sure, spank me and we'll find out
Which Disney Movie Do You Belong In?
images.amazon.com/images/P/B00001QEE7.01.LZZZZZ...
The Amount Of Money You'll Bring In: $716,391,494.63
If you were on a battlefield right now, versus everything...
Weapon of Choice No Dachi
Appearance Your Favourite Clothes, flying in from above in a helicopter
Your Battle Cry... Makes them go for you first
Foes slain upon first strike: - 43%
What you fight The Invading Hordes
You fight.... For Yourself
Your LiveJournal Love Life
You are lusted after by: xxxzloyxxx
You will be seen naked by: phoenixdown7fic
You will have casual sex with: gelfling8604
You will be loved by: phoenixdown7fic
You will fall in love with: gelfling8604
You will end up with: aya_no_kurai
What kind of superhero will you be?
Superhero Name I. M. Badass
Power super speed
Number of people you save a day 96
popularity rating - 12%
Stereotype-O-Meter
Gothiness: - 61%
Geekiness: - 7%
Punkiness: - 99%
Prepiness: - 100%
Chances of taking over/destroying world - 99% XD
When will you find love
You will find love in: 50 years
Your sex life will: what sex life?
And your love: will die
Your Porn Star name is Candy Holiday(Gal)/Ian Slick(Guy)
по LJ (мега-тема - вводишь свое имя на жж (обязательно существующее!) отвечаешь на пару вопросов и тебя сводят с кем-то из жж)
Your Perfect Date hiirowing (бл*, я знаю этого чувака!)
You have dinner at Batman's lair
Afterwards you snuggle while watching a video
Your date asks you if he/she can kiss you
You say bite me *wink*
Chance you will get lucky - 77%
You will have the greatest sex with num_analysis
Is the worst sex ever phoenixdown7fic
Made you fall asleep helvi (хэлви, это судьба!)
You'll go all night helvi
Secretly wants to fuck you ffw_sarge (йа знаю эту герлу)))
You secretly want to fuck ffw_sarge (так чего же мы ждем?)
еще вариант (застебало меня очень XD)
Your Perfect Date aya_no_kurai (пацсталом... блин, становлюсь параноиком)
You have dinner at McDonald's
Afterwards you go to the movies
Your date asks you to take some gas x
You say *evil laugh*
Chance you will get lucky - 27%
You will have the greatest sex with phoenixdown7fic
Is the worst sex ever aya_no_kurai (кхем XD)
Made you fall asleep helvi
You'll go all night phoenixdown7fic
Secretly wants to fuck you gelfling8604
You secretly want to fuck gelfling8604
Странно что мне практически все знакомые попадаются, видимо это связано с избранным.
просто мне лень что-то рассказывать >.<